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WE'RE DOOMED!!!!! DANCING MACARONI!!!!! [Jan. 10th, 2005|11:35 am]
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[Current Music |Dancing Macaroni's, 24 Season 3 Marathon]

Run for the fucking hills! It's:

Dancing Macaroni!


c/o DaveBarryBlog @ http://weblog.herald.com/column/davebarry/ or livejournal syndicate: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newdavebarryblo/

    Also, let us take a moment of silence to pray for the return of Dave Barry who, most regretably, is stop his humor column for at least a while.  He has provided me with hours of laughter (I've been reading him for that long ;) not to mention my only respite some weekends while eating breakfast.  Find out details here.

And although I somewhat detest these, this is most definetly apropos (not generated by me):

dave barry is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator

You know what, let's just pray for cows exploding in boat toilets!  It'd be a lot easier!  I've got some connections in TX and ND, now as long as we can change PETA to People Eating Tasty Animals, we'll be set!  (BTW, don't you just want to get a shirt that says that on it!)  I suppose I'll just be satisfied with the craziness of my 24 Season 3 Marathon.
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Weeble and the Captain [Dec. 24th, 2004|12:15 pm]
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[Current Mood |sillysilly]
[Current Music |Weebl and the Captain. RECOGNIZE MY AUTHORITY!]

I am the captain and I must be obeyed!
Bring me cheese and.....
-With no biscuits?
The captain has no need for biscuits!
Recognize my authority

Yeah.... just watch it:
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Romantic Slo-Mo [Dec. 23rd, 2004|10:05 pm]
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[Current Mood |awakeawake]
[Current Music |Finley Quaye & Beth Orton-Dice (in my head); Eartha Kitt w/ Henri Rene & His Orchestra-Santa Baby]

    I know this doesn't belong here, but oh well, I felt the compulsion....
    I just watched the New Year's episode of The OC (The Countdown) from last season.  It has to be one of my favorites.  It's got that one moment where time slows down.  They start playing  Dice by Finley Quaye & Beth Orton  (seriously, great song).  Ryan runs up to Marissa for the countdown.  Then they cut to Sandy and Kirsten and then to Seth and Anna.
    I dunno.  I'm such a sucker for those slo-mo romantic thingys.  I watched Big Fish today and they've got a similar slo-mo scene there too where Ewan McGregor's character, a young Ed Bloom, sees Alison Lohman's character, the young Sandra Templton (the love of his life),  for the first time (yeah, I watched the director's commentary too).

    I'm such a fucking chick....  and I've got way too much time on my hands.  Most people would go menage-a-moi.
I write lj entries and learn stuff.
Simply Astounding....

HOLY SHIT!  They've been tracking santa since the 1950's:
Thanks you FOX 4 news!  And who ever said there wasn't a Santa!
NORAD! That sounds so cool! Suck on that Mexico! Canada and America are so much better than you! Let's hear it for the only 2 good countries in North America! w00t!
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Flashes... [Dec. 17th, 2004|05:33 pm]
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[Current Mood |apatheticapathetic]
[Current Music |Falling Flash on repeat; EEHHMSTM Flash on repeat; Rammstein - Du Hast]

Yep, I was super-bored, so I went on AlbinoBlackSheep and got me some kinda entertainment.... On the bright side, at least I'm dl-ing some Rammstein now........

The Guinea Pig Way
- loop with a guinea pig.... actually fairly lame, but i watched it

Feuer Frei - A total ASCII hXc flash!

He Plays Wok and Woll - Seriously, us asians totally kick ass!  So hXc!  Suck that Germans!

The Internet for the Blind -  Man that was hilarious.  And so much fun.  Close your eyes and do it.  It's soo much better that way.

Walking In Circles - If you're this bored you need to be shot.  Seriously.

Kerry Dance - Haha, Kerry's funny.

Falling Dude - Seriously, it's so simplistic, but I almost fell off my chair laughing

I Love Foxes - Yet another mind-numbing loop

Stole My HTML - Stupid preteens....

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me - I know I already posted this, but it's still great!

Milk and Cereal - I love that song.  It's by G Love and the Special Sauce if you're interested.

Oh yeah, and one from Newgrounds:
Retarded Animal Babies 11 - Yeah...
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Well, Now I Want To Bang My Head Into A Wall! [Dec. 16th, 2004|04:04 pm]
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[Current Music |The Killers - Indie Rock and Roll, Simpsons in Background]

   Well, it started with a most unfortunate check-up on the blog rounds. Thanks to Justin over at F.U.B.A.R. I got to have a ridiculous waste of time. I have to say, the fact that I watched the whole thing... wow... Something must be wrong with me. seriously...


   WOW! I completely forgot about this! I went off and ate dinner and took a walk and blah blah blah...

   Anyway, earlier I also saw a commercial for A Series of Unfortunate Events. That made me remember another post a while back on F.U.B.A.R. about the girl in that movie (haha, the whole "pedo thing" never gets old...). Her name is Emily Browning (see IMDB site and http://www.emily-browning.org/. She was born in 1988 and has this very unique beauty about her. Reminds me of someone I know but I can't quite put a finger on it. I do, however, know of this one girl who reminds me of Ashlee Simpson.

Well, that was interesting....
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Walking Sex Doctor Sex Metro Sex Innuendo Sex (So I added way more sex, but got you attention, No?) [Dec. 16th, 2004|12:03 am]
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    I took a really nice walk today. It's so cold out, just beautiful! It reminds me of winter and the snow and up north and....

    Watched House, M.D. That is seriously a great show.  Dr. House is just great.  Scrubs was a re-run, that might cause some problems in the future.....

    Well anyway, I guess I really didn't have that much to say.  Odd.... something must be wrong with me... or maybe I'm just lazy... who knows

    I hate guys who say they're all manly yet are complete "metro"s, you know, the ones who wear girl-pants.  Why can't a guy just look and act like a god-damned guy yet still be nice and love to watch romantic comedies and the like.

    Apparently, the average duration of sex for humans is 2 minutes, the average sexual session, including foreplay is 14 minutes.  DAMN!  What a let-down....  At least low expectations may lead to better than expected results.  BUT 12 MINUTES OF F0REPLAY!  and 2 minutes! 2 MINUTES!  Maybe they should teach tantra.... I bet people would be a lot less bitchy.  A lot less bitchy.

    Let's give a big cheer for innuendo!  Come on, everyone loves it!

    And let's all float on, all right?

(X-posted from my journal, here)
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HOLY CONTROL(Y)! [Dec. 10th, 2004|04:29 am]
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[Current Mood |awakeawake]

    I always knew what the ALT key stood for Alternative, as in an alternative use for a key, but I finally figured out why the CTRL (Control) key was called Control.  It's because it sends a message to the Controlling Program, be it the OS or a browser or whatever, to perform.   I can't believe that I haven't figured that out until now, and that no-one I've ever known (including some who are geniouses with computers) has been able to tell me that.  Thank you programming theory!

Oh yeah, and this little paragraph from this article from htmlgoodies.com:

     The ALT key stands for "Alternative". Holding that key sets an alternative function for whatever key is pressed. No, the CTRL key does not do the same thing. Control (CTRL) sets a separate function for the browser to perform. In fact, if you hold CTRL and press "F", you'll get the browser's Find function. Cool. One key, three things.
And boy do I need to catch up with my HTML and CSS and XML and all that good stuff I haven't looked up in forever!
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Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me! [Dec. 9th, 2004|02:59 pm]
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[Current Mood |amusedamused]
[Current Music |TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me (looping in background)]

    Not that I really mind, I plan on being a virgin till I'm married.  Still I thought this was entertaining.  Heheh, I just wonder how you could have done it 3.5 times.


Ah good old AlbinoBlackSheep.  Oddly enough, I found this while LJ-surfing.  I suppose I should really get off the computer now.  I've been on all day!
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Ectronica [Dec. 9th, 2004|12:09 pm]
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[Current Mood |mellowmellow]
[Current Music |Jem - Come on Closer, Maybe I'm Amazed (The OC Edit)]

    Ever had one of those search sessions where you were completely in "search mode" and it was as if you were in a complete and total trance.  I doubt it, but I just did a little while ago.  It freaked me out so much I had to take a break to get back intouch with the physical world: breakfast outside and then the previous post about Ashlee Simpson. (I've feeling pretty great because I took a "self-motivated field trip" from school today).
    Anyway, it all started with the movie Closer.  Although I haven't seen the movie, I loved the song in the TV trailer.  Thanks to AdTunes I was able to find out that the song was called Come on Closer and was written by Jem and I dl-ed it last night.  Well, this morning I looked up what her genre was and came to find it was ecto.
    Ectronica, or ecto, is a genre that was born on the net and was sprung from the works of Happy Rhodes and an e-mail list dedicated to her.  Most ecto songs feature female vocals and include such artists as Frou Frou and Dido.  According to www.smoe.org, ectopian music is "Music that has the combined qualities of artistic individuality and euphonic beauty"
    I thoroughly look forward to investigating this "new" genre that has been around since 1991.  I just hope I don't contract EWS ;)  (Empty or Ectophillic Wallet Syndrome)

Ecto Resources:
http://ectoguide.org/genre/ectronica/jem (about Jem)
http://www.smoe.org/ecto/ectophilia/ews.html (article on EWS)
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Ashlee Simpson [Dec. 9th, 2004|11:43 am]
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[Current Mood |I could go for some "La La in the kitchen on the floor"]
[Current Music |Ashlee Simpson - La La]

Well, yesterday I was bored so I hopped onto Netscape's music video page: http://channels.netscape.com/ns/music/videos/default.jsp and I found out that Ashlee Simpson had a new song out entitled "La La"  I must say, it does tend to open up one's imagination, if you get my drift ;D

Here are they lyrics:
La La lyricsCollapse )

 Good job Joe Simpson! You really should write a book entitled How to Pimp Out Your Daughter ;)

Pics (no) thanks to Netscape and its wonderfully innavigable galleries.
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