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(no subject) [Nov. 20th, 2006|03:53 am]
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I felt like taking this up... for at least the moment, so as to prevent total decay of this group to say...
2+2=5... for greater values of 2.

and just to include the horny part. 10, 11, and 13.

poopty peupty pants.
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2005|10:12 pm]
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Click here to learn how to keep an idiot busy
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Latin Phrases and Idioms [Feb. 2nd, 2005|05:13 pm]
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[Current Mood |accomplishedaccomplished]

    This is a list of latin idioms and phrases I got mostly from my Deluxe Edition of The New Webster's Comprehensive Dictionary of the English Language.  I don't know latin, I just copied these words; I am a bit of a linguaphile though.  Maybe you'll see a Greek list later.
    I took special care to make sure that all words have been copied, and especially capitalized properly.  I also added in information mutatis mutandis.  Any words I didn't realize weren't of latin origin are listed inside brackets, ' [' and ']'.
   Some letters have no words under them.  Use the following links to navigate this page and be sure to check out the rest of my community.  Enjoy!

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Frankly, I Don't Give A Damn! [Jan. 31st, 2005|07:29 pm]
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Just read it in my journal (it'll "save space"), sodafizzman
(Pssst! That's a "gianourmous" link, but you knew that ;)

Also, be sure to check out my article about The News, I'm very, very proud of it.


I just finished organizing the entries into memories. Just had a lot of free time... sooo bored. They're actually pretty helpful (at least as a way to pass time when your mind is dead). The only one that might be dubious: "comments" has any entry with interesting comments in it, regardless of the lj.
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The News [Jan. 30th, 2005|02:49 pm]
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[Current Mood |aggravatedaggravated]

    I've been watching the news pretty much all day today.  It's a shame people don't watch Sunday news.  That's probably the most important type of news (and no, I'm not talking about all those "human interest" stories.)  I'm talking about the interviews with senators and secretaries, and panels that discuss opposing views on a subject.
    Sunday is about the only time of the week the major news networks are unbiased, and then only because there is a panel of analysts and (some of) those being attacked actually get to defend themselves.  But "bias" is important to news; it is not only inherent to being human, it adds emphasis and humanity, as well as perspective, to stories. To quote  Marguerite Durasls (as quoted in Give Me a Break, by John Stossel)  "Journalism without a moral position is impossible."  And of course, this doesn't mean that a reporter can't be less biased.
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And we're baaaaaccckkkkk!! [Jan. 30th, 2005|12:54 pm]
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[Current Mood |nerdynerdy]
[Current Music |TV - white noise, mmm, white noise....]

Well, I'm gonna try and get this community going. I've given up the whole "total revamp" idea of all my ljs, because that's just not gonna happen.

Also, let's all give a big welcome to ctakahara! Thanks for correcting me. I really should have checked that out first, but I was in the middle of watching 24 Season 3, straight. I'm such a nerd, I'm always on the computer.

And Jake, congradulations on starting to learn html. Might I suggest http://www.htmlgoodies.com. That's where I learned Javascript, but his HTML tutorials aren't bad either.
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Hey, I learned something. [Jan. 21st, 2005|10:06 pm]
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Convo. Excerpt: I Really DO Get Bored, Huh? [Jan. 13th, 2005|10:40 pm]
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Sodafizman: and you really don't care what I'm talking about, do you?
Sodafizman: you and the fat fuck monkey whent for a walk with father time.  you found a middle-aged city commisioner and decided to use computer-paper to stage a coup d'etat to overtake the world by holding a seance to bring back the ghost of napoleon bonaparte!
Sodafizman: however, this failed and you brought back alexander the great, which was better because he conquered more!  you fought in wars with atilla the hun and the cheesy three-pronged-cheesy-finger-monst
Sodafizman: eventually you just settled upon the conquest of the dominion of the ultra-super-quasi-psuedo, which was some sort of buzz-wor(l)d
WormBabySlayer: you are bored, arent you
Sodafizman: just a teensy weensy bit
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A Short Story [Jan. 10th, 2005|08:02 pm]
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[Current Music |Sublime - Two Joints]

A boy lived in the woods.
A girl carried many goods.
The boy played in the stream.
The girl ate lots of cream.
They walked in the park
And found a tree to leave their mark
To show their everlasting love
With the picture of a dove.
Summer would be forever
And time could be no clever.
One day dark clouds came
To stay and make their claim.
The boy fought them.
The girl attacked them.
They grew much weaker
But not the less the meeker.
Then figs did the boy eat
And so to did the girl with meat.
Beans they consumed
And somehow the clouds were doomed.
The boy bent over
And the girl bent over.
With great might.
The two made a fart of fright.
The fart blew away the clouds
Into the dark covering shrouds.

The End.
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402 Error [Jan. 10th, 2005|12:21 pm]
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[Current Music |24 Season 3 Marathon]

    Everyone has found that infamous "403: Page Not Found" error, and many of them are hilarious (future post?), but ever heard of a 402 error?  402 errors occur when there is an internal router problem.  Thank you 24!
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